Housework Won't Kill You

(We promise!)

Never in recorded history has housework killed anyone.  We can't vouch for injuries though, like when kids leave skates on the staircase, or when you accidentally step on a Boy Scout pin.  We can only offer our sympathies and share ideas to help in preventing such catastrophes.

A mom doesn't really want to know the answers to the following two questions:

What's that smell?
What did the vacuum just suck up?