Thank You Autocorrect

My phone just did an update and so all my setting were messed up, and suddenly, auto correct and auto suggestion had been turned on. I hadn't been able to figure out how to turn it off, so my friends were getting weirdly translated texts from me.

Last week I texted my friend to see how his dog was doing. Sasha was in liver and kidney failure and things were pretty tense waiting to hear back if she was going to be okay.

"Hey, how is your sausage doing?"

*Sasha*!!!! Omg...I did not just ask him how his sausage was doing!!

Thankfully he has a good sense of humor and knew I was asking about his dog. Sasha is fine and making a full recovery, but how embarrassing.