Thursday, August 19, 2010

Meanest Mom and Run-Aways


My three-year old Bella and five-year old Meri decided that I don't win the Mother of the Year Award.  In fact, I earn the "Meanest" Mother of the Year Award.  Why?  Well, I make them take naps.  Really, I'm not even that mean--I make them take "rests". 

They decided that they would run away from all of the naptimes and leave home to visit Grandma in Oregon.  So, instead of sleeping, they packed their backpacks for the journey.  When I found out, I had Chrisy {12} write a love note for them to "carry on their journey" and we all signed it hoping it would discourage them.   We were very solemn when giving them the note. (Except a few of the kids who thought this was hilarious.) We packed their bags with carrots and bananas telling them all the while how sad we'll be.  As Meri put the food in her bag she pulled out the GPS that she had packed!  Where was that in the days I wanted to run away? Clever.  Very clever.

Anyway, I told them that we'd miss them and were very sad.  I asked what they would do when they were alone in the night with the fox and owls?  Bella said, "Oh, we'll sleep in the shed!" 

Despite my urging, they gave me big hugs and kisses good-bye and with their older brother {11} following them closely they left the front door.  They got to the next door neighbor's jeep and Bella said, "Well, I'm done running away.  Let's go home!"   Thank goodness!

For Family Home Evening next week we'll be having a family safety class, including the dangers of really running away.  Kids always keep you on your toes!

4 comments:

Martie said...

LOL! reminds me a bit of the Andy Griffith episode where Opie was running away.

Glad they decided they were done pretty quickly. Also, I LOVE their hats. LOL

Dawn S. said...

I made my kids pack canned foods when they wanted to run away and all their other stuff to keep them warm, comfortable and happy (favorite toys, blanket, pillow)..until the pillow case was too heavy to carry. They didn't get very far for some reason...hmm. :)

April said...

That is such a great way of dealing with run-aways. I'm the mother of soon to be six kids. I haven't had this happen yet but now I know what I'll do. I really enjoy your site.
April @ homehinges.com

greenandfrugalsamanda said...

Wow, this is the first time I've come to this blog and I will definitely have to come back! That was a hilarious story!! I love it!!!!